i have been "living" in hotels for two months now

and this only because my bathroom fan exploded & caught fire

and this right after i was home from an unprecedented stay at a hospital that i busted out of in 36 hrs cuz i knew i could not afford it (the total cost was $15000!)

and this only because i had some kind of immune system failure (104.5F) that developed into pneumonia by the time i dragged my ass in there

and, at the beginning, i was staying at the hotel in front of the place i work while i was on sick leave

with an IV dock sticking out of my arm

and a visiting nurse coming to see me twice a week to take my blood

and having to drag my ass out to the hospital twice a week to get chest x-rays

and a couple of unnecessary visits to the attending doctor's office so he could get a cut as well




so i was staying at this hotel right behind work dodging my co-workers while being on sick leave

the visiting nurse was coming and going

and i was coming and going to the hospital

totally off of my sleep schedule for work and totally hating it

i couldn't even get a break to get a decent nap cuz if i didn't have some kind of appointment, then i was trying to make time for stv who was/is still living at our house

and, as i am in all situations, i was trying to make myself invisible

and one time, early on into my 5 or 6 week stay there, i was laying in bed, giving myself the slow drip thru the IV dock in my arm, the phone rang

it was either approaching evening or actual nighttime

it was a desk person from downstairs

and she said i had to come down right away to schedule my two mandatory cleanings for the week

and i said/asked, i really do?

she said that i did

like it was the most important event ever to happen on the goddamned planet

so i pull the fucking line out of my IV bag

of all fucking things

and i went downstairs

i had tubing hanging out of my fucking arm

and i was noticably underweight

by like thirty lbs

but no notice was paid to that

so i came up with some days and times

none of them good for me, mind you

cuz i was still trying but failing to get back on my schedule for the time i would have to go back to work

and both times

the only thing done was that the towels were changed

my sheets were not changed

and nothing was cleaned

nothing

and the toilet paper wasn't restocked

so i'm like, why even bother me with this shit?

i coulda exchanged the towels downstairs myself

even in this weakened state

I coulda done THAT

and i ended up buying all kinds of things i needed, including toilet paper

i think i avoided these non-cleanings for the next three weeks

by way of having the do not disturb sign on my door on a constant basis

first, nothing was being cleaned

second, the bathroom fan didn't work, the sink was leaking massive amounts of water onto the floor (and it was carpeted) and the window screen was practically falling off

i figure it's a draw at that point

i figure if i don't bother them, then why should they bother me?

judging by the state of the room that we were paying full price for

showed they had a lax attitude about policies &/or regulations

fine by me

i got it

after i was forced to go back to work while also being forced to live outside my own home

prolly during my second week back

there was a very loud knock at my door

and it would not stop

and my whole being was shaken at the fucking core

and i threw on some clothes

and covered my eyes against the light

and saw some giant man there

he was telling me very pointedly that this room had not been cleaned since such n such a date

and there existed a law that stated it was to be cleaned every such n such a period of time

and while he's talking one of my socks is wet

because of the leaking sink

and the bottom of my light grey socks are coal black

and they still are

it won't ever come out

cuz the carpets are so filthy

and i'm thinking in my mind

what about our deal, man?

shit room

shit cleanings

what the fuck?

i asked him if i had time to even take a piss

and he said i had at least 20 mins

so i took a piss

and went outside to sit in my car

and waited for a time when i was allowed to go back to sleep

to finish the paltry 3 hrs of sleep i'd be getting that day

to go to work to process some set amount of items

or be fired cuz if i didn't, i'd be deemed unworthy of working there

after seven goddamn years

and i was in a full-on rage

just so angry

with nothing to do with it

and i called stv

and i told him i had just a small amount of rational thought

that prevented me from throwing all my shit in my car

cuz i just wanted to be out of there

i was woken up in such a jarring, insulting manner

cuz i didn't comply with a cleaning statute?

when the floor was rotting?

and who knows what was growing in the constant dampness

the mildew

i'm surprised it wasn't overwhelming to me

i had goddamned pneumonia!

but i got used to it

and after a long time of talking

we decided i shouldn't go to work that night

even tho all i had to do was walk out the hotel door and into the door at work

cuz i was in such a bad place

so bad, in fact, that as soon as i could

i got the fuck out of there

cuz all i wanted to do was trash that goddamned place

it's not like i had anyone to complain to

i wanted to

but who cares about one obviously very ill third shift worker

even if they paid over $2000 to stay in a substandard room that prolly shouldn't have even been offered cuz it didn't even come close to making code

and, at the end of my stay there (i had to continue to stay there cuz the next wonderful place i was to stay was not yet ready for me to arrive), the person who checked me out excitedly told me that i had earned free nights via the "points" i'd gotten for being there so long

and she explained to me about the website to go to and what information to use to sign on

i didn't do that for a couple of weeks

cuz, even after time had passed since my flameout

i was and am still so pissed about it

i can't remember EVER being in a state of rage like that

but stv said mebbe it would be a good idea to see how many free nights i had in case i had to crawl over there after work on some particularly bad week(s)

like, i should get something out of my time served there

so i finally signed onto the website

and put the info in

but i was never given a password

and the only way to resolve it is to call an 800 number

and it looks like it's a scam to get me to sign up for their credit card

great

it would have been perfect for me to stay there for the duration of my time away from home

if they'd only adjusted their rates cuz the room woulda stayed occupied for what, nine weeks?

if they'd only given me a room to stay in that was up to code

if the rooms had been actually cleaned

if they'd only met me halfway on cleaning times (10 - 10:30am once a week or weekend woulda worked fine, thank you for asking)

nothing was offered

and i certainly didn't demand anything



8/11/11

I am so sorry for the problems you experienced during your most recent stay.  Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you.

suck it up

take the hit

like always