Avoided all the hype & just now saw Knocked Up.

Jason Segel is absolutely fuckable as the leering, MILF hunter.

Jay Baruchel is fuckable but in the 'I'm the new Jon Cryer' way.

And Paul Rudd has always been & will always be the most fuckable.

I was reminded that Katherine Heigl is the new Ashley Judd.

From the very first scene, all the situations & the dialogue within these situations were hugely forced.

If I didn't already know it, it would've become apparent very quickly that, hey, we're the Apatow kids & this is what we do!

All the characters were one-dimensional.

It should go without saying that none of it was even the least bit believable.

It went on way too long.  I got up more than once to do other things.  Almost everything could've been cut to shorten it & nothing would've been lost.

Jamie was unimpressed.  She became irritable & at one point, stood up & took a power piss in the middle of the carpet.

The only thing I think I learned from it is that Rogen can't hit bottom.